'This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here!' Welcome to Royston Vasey! Your visit coincides with:

- Herr Lipp's German exchange visit!
- Papa Lazarou's freak show!
- A nosebleed epidemic!

If shopping's on your agenda, Reenie and Vinnie are in charge of the charity shop, Tubbs and Edward are looking to find a 'no-tail' mate for son David, and friendly butcher Hilary Briss is holding a soiree for patrons of his 'special stuff'.

Perhaps it's a job you're looking for? Cathy Carter-Smith has just found Pauline and Mickey new roles at the Burger Me fast food restaurant And there are plenty of other lovely locals to meet while you're here - like Val, Harvey and the girls, Les McQueen and his rock'n' roll past, Larry Vaughn the foul-mouthed mayor, Barbara the taxi driver, and many more. So welcome to town. You'll never leave...

Written By
Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith.

THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN FIRST BROADCAST
BBC 1 - 11 January 1999

Number of Series
Two:
January - February 1999
January - February 2000

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
27 December 2000

AWARDS
BAFTA 2000 for Best Comedy
Montreux Golden Rose 1999
Royal Television Society Award 1999

CAST & CREDITS
Performed by Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith with Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Frances Cox, Martin Crocker, Jeillo Edwards, Sian Foulkes, Chris Freeney, Rusty Goffe, Niall Ross Hogan, Jon Key, Helen Lambert, Johnny Leeze, Jennifer Lim, Martina McClements, Paul Popplewell, Blake Ritson, Ted Robbins, Gerald Stadden, John R. Thompson, Judith Vause, Brett Wilson, Edward Wiseman, Megan de Wolf, Rosy de Wolf.

Technical remastering by Karl Phillips.
Original TV episodes directed by Steve Bendelack and produced by Jemma Rodgers.
Compiled and produced for audio by Jonathan James-Moore.